What did he do?

Well, First of all, he spilt soda on my brand new shoes, tried to make out with my Ex-girl friend Krista at the mall and his flatten all my tires on my car. Secondly, he never says Hi or Bye when he come in my house, he all ways still my cigarette lighters and he never gives me rent money for staying at my house, and that’s why I kick his ass, yes,” that why his face is broken in twelve different places. An yes that is why I took his girl friend Lisa and showed her a good time in the back seat of my brand new car, because I hate his freak’en guts; if I could, I would slap his father, for creating the dumb little stupid freak. So, there you have it. That what he did and that’s why I put his ass in the hospital for two weeks.

P.s.
And if you see him before I do, tell’em that I told you, that when he’s gets out the hospital that I need my rent money plus tax for annoying the hell out of me.

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Run Away Trash can

 
 

 

Early one Saturday morning, while I was sitting on my neighbors step playing my favorite game boy. I look up and noticed a bag ass trash can flying for my face. So, I jump up to get the hell out of the way, but was to dame slow and got fucked up trying to run from the flying trash can. The trash can hit me so hard I flew two house down and landed on my own car. Next thing I know I woke up in the hospital, with a broken arm and a couple of bruised ribs. After the accident, I never sat on my Nabors step ever a again. An even to this day, I still don’t know who threw the trash can at me but, I know one thing, I’m sure glad that My arm is fixed and my ribs don’t heart any more cuss getting knocked uncounchess for a week by a fly runaway trash can sucks.

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